Tuesday, 31 January 2012


SUP WORLD god i need a hair cut
HELP A SISTA OUT. i'm avoiding my english coursework like the plague even though it's final deadline tomorrow and i am yet to commit pen to paper..
i am ridiculous

but george michael is fucking great

Saturday, 14 January 2012

so i've been

doing lots of stupid little things lately

like writing stupid emo poems, posting smutty pictures on a sex blog, and making absolutely ridiculous cartoons on paint that solely exist to depict the absolutely ridiculous relationship i have with the world's biggest douchebag (whom i love very very much).

these varied extra-curricular activities however have made me realise that i should probably knuckle down and do some proper work, as college are of course about to impale me at any second. apparently being a twat online/world's most efficient (and prolific, lets not downplay the vastness of this problem) facebook stalker does not amount to a respectable career, or, indeed, a career at all.

so, naturally, i will go to bed promising myself that tomorrow WILL BE THE DAY! yes! it will be the day that i finish off my textual analysis, all of my history of art coursework and two russian revolution and a civil rights essay! yes! of course!

but we all know that my real plan is to transform my bedroom into the boudoir it deserves to be, so that i might ensnare one beautiful man whom is coming to visit on monday. a visit which is as of yet unconfirmed, because he hasn't even been invited yet..

but god damn it. i will decorate my room to satisfy this surely prophetic fantasy. of course he will come for dinner without being invited! of course the beauty of my interior design will make him weak at the knees, and as he falls whilst marvelling at the magnificent array of high literature on my bedside table his cock will of course conveniently thrust straight into my vagina! of course!!

i am deluded and jovial.

Thursday, 12 January 2012

i just don't know what to do with myself

i want some new clothes
but these are all a little bit
i run a fashion blog/im a tumblr whore with a cavernous vagina
so maybe i won't wear them all at once.

i have a history exam on monday
i am thoroughly under prepared

dress £27 asos, ear cuff and comb £10 asos, lita in black leather £125 by jeffrey campbell

Tuesday, 10 January 2012

Saturday, 7 January 2012

Don't Date Robots!*

is soon going to appear in short film format.
this film will be shot, directed and just about everything-ed (apart from acted) by me.
i look forward to how shit/potentially fantastic it may be!

Sunday, 1 January 2012


happy new year!

now just have to clean all the puke off the balcony..