Thursday, 28 April 2011

tonsils came out today

not mine, but my 11 year old sister’s. whilst she was in a post-operative haze, we played the who-what-when-where-why game, in which you list various people and events and fold up and swap papers in order to form a story; this is what we came up with:

that crazy nurse who keeps calling me bunny

and marilyn manson

on christmas

were in a field of turnips

they were drinking heat rush perfume by beyonce

because they were very definitely on the jack and crack

then monkey killed everyone

the end

comedic genius most definitely runs in the family

Monday, 25 April 2011

Thursday, 21 April 2011

lady gaga

skip to 3 mins cos the video is fucking stupid before then

i have never had such hair envy in my life

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Thursday, 14 April 2011

why am i alive

i am happy

to report that i have indeed bought some shoes.
i also blew some money on another ill fitting dress from h&m and have watched so much powerpuff girls these last few days. i originally wrote 'this last weekend' there and then realised that the weekend has not yet come. working at h&m is extremely disillusioning and disorientating. i never know what day of the week it is, ever.

in fact i have dreams about being at h&m and it being awkward, and then wake up and go to h&m and spend the day being awkward. half of this has already happened today..

Wednesday, 6 April 2011


girl, interrupted is a 1999 film based on a novel of the same name by susanna kaysen. susanna kaysen was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder in the sixties, and following a suicide attempt was admitted for long term hospitalisation at a psychiatric facility in massachusetts known as McLean hospital. the novel & film chart her personal experiences in McLean, from initial diagnosis to eventual release and everything in between. including kissing angelina jolie!! my kinda film

was i ever crazy? maybe. or maybe life is. crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. it's you or me amplified. if you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. if you ever wished you could be a child forever.